Trash Talking Turleen Doll

Christmas is coming up so I am going to be starting a series of posts that concentrates on some Small Town Sexy Christmas gift ideas. This post will be the first in the series and our focus is on the Trash Talking Turleen Doll.

This doll is the model of Small Town Sexy. She sports a leather jacket, floral bikini top and tight white pants. Her bleached blonde hair is in that Small Town Sexy style of rollers. To top it off this trash talking doll is pregnant. She comes complete with a little baby doll in her belly that can be removed. Who wouldn’t want a doll that teaches your child how to really be supper Small Town Sexy? Barbie has nothing on this doll as big city Barbie could not handle one day in the trailer park. This white trash doll takes four alkaline button cell batteries.

You can get this great Small Town Sexy Christmas gift by simply keying in Trash Talking Turleen Doll into yahoo’s search engine and shopping any store that carries her.

Well we promoted and promoted the Small Town Sexy King and Queen Contest and come the entry deadline not one single person had entered. The contest was a bust. We will however be thinking of something new to do and try as far as contest goes. Who knows maybe our next contest just may have a better turn out.

If anyone has any suggestions for contests that we could run please leave us a comment and we will look into trying out your suggestions. After all this blog would be nothing without its dear readers. So drop us a line so that we may see what type of contests you want here at Small Town Sexy.

Hey  I wanted to post an update on the Small Town Sexy King and Queen Contest. I have a mystery prize that I will be awarding. Everyone that enters the contest has a chance to win the mystery prize. What I will do is take everyone who enters and place them in a randomizer and let it pick the winner.

So even if you do not make it into the top 5, you will still have a chance to win a prize just for entering. I am not going to be announcing the prize until after the drawing. Mystery prizes are so much fun. So if you want a chance at a $10 Walmart gift card and a mystery prize then get yourself enter into the contest.

Remember you only have until Midnight on Halloween night to get your photo entered. Click here for full contest rules and how to enter your photo.  

In the past we have dealt with occupations that are in my opinion very sexy occupations for a small town man. While an architect is not really a small town sexy job choice, I do however want to take a moment and enlighten those who are not familiar with how small town people operate.

First off if you decide to move to a small town and want your dream home built you may want to hire a big city architect for the job or be willing to live with what ever you end up with. Just because the small town architect tell you he can deliver what you are describing does not mean that he really can.

Understanding small towns: Small town people tend to drink a lot. This is for two reasons. One being that small town life is so boring we must do what we can to bring some form of entertainment to the situation. Secondly is that brewing your own hooch is pretty common. You brew it therefore you are gonna be dippin’ into the product now and again. More times than not that dippin’ is happening fairly often.

Now you take that shit faced drunk architect and having him working on your dream home and what you described and what the drunk is hearing and seeing is two different things. For those of you who need a visual understanding of what I am referring to then look no further than the picture below. A shit faced drunk small town sexy architect at his finest.

What do you mean it is the wrong color. I am looking at it and I see nothing wrong with it. What do you mean it is also the wrong design. I built you exactly what you said you wanted - a one of a kind single family home.

Photo by Kevin Rosseel. Obtained from morguefiles.com

Spread the Word

Small Town Sexy is proud to announce the Small Town Sexy King and Queen Contest. It is time to show the world that you are Small Town Sexy.

What we are looking for: If you have read this blog then you know what we are looking for. Otherwise here is a brief idea. Think Bubba, hillbilly, white trash, trailer park, house coats and rollers, and such. Feel free to use props and such to enhance your photo.

How to Enter: Send us a photo to smalltownsexy@yahoo.com While couples may enter; they must do so individually from separate email addresses. Each photo should only show one person.

Please use a valid email address as this is how I will let you know if you are in the top 5. In addition this is how I will let you know that you have won.

How the Contest Works: I will pick my top 5 favorite male contestants and my top 5 female contests. Then the top five for both categories will be placed on my blog Poll style and my readers can vote for their favorite. The male with the most votes by the deadline will be announced the Small Town Sexy King and the female with the most votes by the deadline will be announced the Small Town Sexy Queen.

Entry Deadlines: All entries must be received by midnight Central Standard Time on Oct 31st.

The top 5 for each category will be placed up on the blog on Nov 1. Then voting can begin.

The entrant with the most votes in each category by Midnight on Nov 30th will be the winner.

Prizes: The King and Queen will each receive a $10 Wal-Mart Gift Card. In addition the King and Queen will also receive an award certificate announcing them as the Small Town Sexy King/Queen.

Entry is only open to US residents. I will email each winner once the voting is done, at that time I will need you to email me back with your mailing address to send your gift card to.

By entering you agree to allow your photo to be used for contest purposes.   

This giveaway/contest is being run by the independent writer of smalltownsexy.today.com and has not been reviewed or endorsed by the webhost, Today.com SH

10. Early to bed/Early to rise is your motto.

9. You have been caught at the store wearing your housecoat with or with the hair rollers.

8. You wore pajama pants to work, even if only once.

7. You have the plumber look down pat.

6. You find the plumber look to be a turn on.

5. Your favorite hang out spot is Wal-Mart.

4. You have many moments of “oh no what did I do last night”.

3. You go dancing at Wal-Mart.

2. You find grooming yourself outdoors to be exciting.

1. You are sitting there nodding your head to more than one of these then: You are definitely #1 Small Town Sexy.

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So far I only have one vote but hey it is still early. I have until the 15th of October to rack up those votes. So please head over and vote for me. After all I am your favorite Small Town Sexy girl . CLICK HERE TO VOTE

If you have ever been in a small town then you know that sexy “plumber” look. Yep in a small town this fashion runs rampant. I personally prefer to see it on the younger guys but as it stands the only time I am seeing butt crack it just happens to be on the old dude. Oh well because now I can see butt crack on things that aint even human.

As it turns out those weird little garden gnomes have even decided to take up small town fashion. Showing off their even weirder little butt cracks. Small town sexy fashion has just gotten very creepy. Don’t believe me check this little guy out. Now how creepy does that butt look to you?

Wal-Mart is becoming more than just a local hang out for us small town folks. For our younger generation of Small Town Sexy folks, Wal-Mart is becoming the local dance club. Since in most non Super Walmarts alcohol is not served parents don’t need to really worry about their kids out there doing any of that there drinking while at Wal-Mart versus if they were to utilize other dance clubs that do sell alcohol.

Super Walmarts are a different story as they do have a liquor sections but you must pay for it before drinking it so there is still some protection there for our younger generation. So Wal-Mart as the new dance club for the younger generation is catching on.

This here girl caught on video was having herself a grand ole time showing off her dance moves at Wal-Mart. Do you have what it takes to be a Wal-Mart dancer?

When it comes to living whether it is in a small town or in a big city, one must work for a living. The jobs that are available in a small town are different than those in the big city though. Don’t get me wrong we have stock investors and bankers as well as some courthouse jobs in the small towns but these jobs are money jobs not sexy jobs. In such a city girl will look at a man who holds one of these jobs where as a small town gal will look for a man holding a sexy job. At the same time a city girl just does not realize that man holding one of these sexy jobs is sexy. She is raised to look at them in a totally different light than us small town gals are.

Mechanic:

There is nothing sexier than a man coming in all covered in grease from a hard days work. Think about it ladies, here he is striped down to just his jeans standing at the kitchen sink just a scrubbin’ up. Just thinking about that gets me all riled up. As long as he don’t get none of that there grease on my carpets we will get along just fine.

Coal Miner:

Gotta love them coal miners they are just some hot stuff. A hard job that works up them nice muscles. I know I am not the only one who finds them men sexy. After all that there country singer Sarah Evans did a whole song about a coal miner and how sexy he was standing there with his t-shirt tight all muscled up.

Saw Mill Worker:

The smell of saw dust gives a man that woodsy smell that is just to die for. Not to mention all that strenuous work that builds up them there muscles. Being outdoors means that in the summer he will be sportin’ that sexy farmer’s tan.

Farmer:

There is just something about a man and a tractor that goes so well together. The famous farmer’s tan is of course on that sexy ass farmer. Plus what more could a woman ask for than a man that can grow his own food.

Ranch hand:

A man that works with animals all day is something to be admired. Outdoors most days means he is gonna work up a sweat. I don’t mean that nasty smelly sweat, I mean that he is a man type sweat. Give me a man sweatin’ from a hard days labor and I am in heaven.

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