Barack Obama is now our president. No longer is he just the president elect, he is now the president. As the President we expect a certain level of understanding when it comes to the small town person. Such as language barriers as we small town folk we like to know what a person is talking about without having to read between the lines. The following video of David Letterman and Barack Obama shows how our dear president is trying to bridge the language barrier.  Even if you are not a fan of our new president at least do your patriotic duty and hear what the man has to say.  

It is the day before Christmas Eve and for all you last minute shoppers here is the second and last part of the Small Town Sexy Christmas Gift suggestions. This one is for those beer drinking buddies of yours. In fact this is actually a craft that you can create and it is good for the environment since you will be recycling.

Just take those old beer cans that you have lying around and create a wonderful gift from the heart. You will need a piece of wood and some fishing line to finish this gift up. Just staple one end of the fishing line to the piece of wood then attach the beer cans to the other end. 

Now you have a fancy smancy beer can wind chime to give away this Christmas.

911 is becoming a fixture in small towns and more and more small towns are getting this wonderful service. However, 911 operators should be trained on how to deal with small town people. First off please be more specific as to what you want the person who has called in to do. Giving a vague response can have some serious ramifications. The following video is a very good example of why 911 operators need to be trained on small town people and the way that we think. So for all those 911 operators out there: I beg you to please make sure you choose your words carefully.

Watch this true blue Small Town Sexy 911 Call

Trash Talking Turleen Doll

Christmas is coming up so I am going to be starting a series of posts that concentrates on some Small Town Sexy Christmas gift ideas. This post will be the first in the series and our focus is on the Trash Talking Turleen Doll.

This doll is the model of Small Town Sexy. She sports a leather jacket, floral bikini top and tight white pants. Her bleached blonde hair is in that Small Town Sexy style of rollers. To top it off this trash talking doll is pregnant. She comes complete with a little baby doll in her belly that can be removed. Who wouldn’t want a doll that teaches your child how to really be supper Small Town Sexy? Barbie has nothing on this doll as big city Barbie could not handle one day in the trailer park. This white trash doll takes four alkaline button cell batteries.

You can get this great Small Town Sexy Christmas gift by simply keying in Trash Talking Turleen Doll into yahoo’s search engine and shopping any store that carries her.

Well we promoted and promoted the Small Town Sexy King and Queen Contest and come the entry deadline not one single person had entered. The contest was a bust. We will however be thinking of something new to do and try as far as contest goes. Who knows maybe our next contest just may have a better turn out.

If anyone has any suggestions for contests that we could run please leave us a comment and we will look into trying out your suggestions. After all this blog would be nothing without its dear readers. So drop us a line so that we may see what type of contests you want here at Small Town Sexy.

Hey  I wanted to post an update on the Small Town Sexy King and Queen Contest. I have a mystery prize that I will be awarding. Everyone that enters the contest has a chance to win the mystery prize. What I will do is take everyone who enters and place them in a randomizer and let it pick the winner.

So even if you do not make it into the top 5, you will still have a chance to win a prize just for entering. I am not going to be announcing the prize until after the drawing. Mystery prizes are so much fun. So if you want a chance at a $10 Walmart gift card and a mystery prize then get yourself enter into the contest.

Remember you only have until Midnight on Halloween night to get your photo entered. Click here for full contest rules and how to enter your photo.  

In the past we have dealt with occupations that are in my opinion very sexy occupations for a small town man. While an architect is not really a small town sexy job choice, I do however want to take a moment and enlighten those who are not familiar with how small town people operate.

First off if you decide to move to a small town and want your dream home built you may want to hire a big city architect for the job or be willing to live with what ever you end up with. Just because the small town architect tell you he can deliver what you are describing does not mean that he really can.

Understanding small towns: Small town people tend to drink a lot. This is for two reasons. One being that small town life is so boring we must do what we can to bring some form of entertainment to the situation. Secondly is that brewing your own hooch is pretty common. You brew it therefore you are gonna be dippin’ into the product now and again. More times than not that dippin’ is happening fairly often.

Now you take that shit faced drunk architect and having him working on your dream home and what you described and what the drunk is hearing and seeing is two different things. For those of you who need a visual understanding of what I am referring to then look no further than the picture below. A shit faced drunk small town sexy architect at his finest.

What do you mean it is the wrong color. I am looking at it and I see nothing wrong with it. What do you mean it is also the wrong design. I built you exactly what you said you wanted - a one of a kind single family home.

Photo by Kevin Rosseel. Obtained from morguefiles.com

Spread the Word

Small Town Sexy is proud to announce the Small Town Sexy King and Queen Contest. It is time to show the world that you are Small Town Sexy.

What we are looking for: If you have read this blog then you know what we are looking for. Otherwise here is a brief idea. Think Bubba, hillbilly, white trash, trailer park, house coats and rollers, and such. Feel free to use props and such to enhance your photo.

How to Enter: Send us a photo to smalltownsexy@yahoo.com While couples may enter; they must do so individually from separate email addresses. Each photo should only show one person.

Please use a valid email address as this is how I will let you know if you are in the top 5. In addition this is how I will let you know that you have won.

How the Contest Works: I will pick my top 5 favorite male contestants and my top 5 female contests. Then the top five for both categories will be placed on my blog Poll style and my readers can vote for their favorite. The male with the most votes by the deadline will be announced the Small Town Sexy King and the female with the most votes by the deadline will be announced the Small Town Sexy Queen.

Entry Deadlines: All entries must be received by midnight Central Standard Time on Oct 31st.

The top 5 for each category will be placed up on the blog on Nov 1. Then voting can begin.

The entrant with the most votes in each category by Midnight on Nov 30th will be the winner.

Prizes: The King and Queen will each receive a $10 Wal-Mart Gift Card. In addition the King and Queen will also receive an award certificate announcing them as the Small Town Sexy King/Queen.

Entry is only open to US residents. I will email each winner once the voting is done, at that time I will need you to email me back with your mailing address to send your gift card to.

By entering you agree to allow your photo to be used for contest purposes.   

This giveaway/contest is being run by the independent writer of smalltownsexy.today.com and has not been reviewed or endorsed by the webhost, Today.com SH

10. Early to bed/Early to rise is your motto.

9. You have been caught at the store wearing your housecoat with or with the hair rollers.

8. You wore pajama pants to work, even if only once.

7. You have the plumber look down pat.

6. You find the plumber look to be a turn on.

5. Your favorite hang out spot is Wal-Mart.

4. You have many moments of “oh no what did I do last night”.

3. You go dancing at Wal-Mart.

2. You find grooming yourself outdoors to be exciting.

1. You are sitting there nodding your head to more than one of these then: You are definitely #1 Small Town Sexy.

Hey everyone my blog has been nominated check this out.

So far I only have one vote but hey it is still early. I have until the 15th of October to rack up those votes. So please head over and vote for me. After all I am your favorite Small Town Sexy girl . CLICK HERE TO VOTE