Oct 06 2008
You Might Be Small Town Sexy IF
10. Early to bed/Early to rise is your motto.
9. You have been caught at the store wearing your housecoat with or with the hair rollers.
8. You wore pajama pants to work, even if only once.
7. You have the plumber look down pat.
6. You find the plumber look to be a turn on.
5. Your favorite hang out spot is Wal-Mart.
4. You have many moments of “oh no what did I do last night”.
3. You go dancing at Wal-Mart.
2. You find grooming yourself outdoors to be exciting.
1. You are sitting there nodding your head to more than one of these then: You are definitely #1 Small Town Sexy.
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Oh that is so funny. I used to wear my pjs and slippers to school! When the teacher complained I explained she should be thankful I showed up since I wasn’t getting paid to be there. The school decided I needed half days
The extra hours gave me time to get a job, so I wasn’t as grouchy about wasting four hours in classes. Now I love school, go fig.
My grandma used to go to the store in a robe, with curlers in and underwear over them to keep em in place! I never was embarrassed (I was under 5) But mom sure was!
I must be small town sexy because I wear my “Tigger” house slippers even to town hall as well as the local gas station. I do dress a bit better to go to Wal-Mart as that is a 12 mile trip. LOL Jammys are the norm to visit the neighbor in. And if you do not wave at EVERYONE you see then you must be “stuck up”. Thank god for small towns to remind us of the simple life that God intended.