smalltownsexy

In the past we have dealt with occupations that are in my opinion very sexy occupations for a small town man. While an architect is not really a small town sexy job choice, I do however want to take a moment and enlighten those who are not familiar with how small town people operate.

First off if you decide to move to a small town and want your dream home built you may want to hire a big city architect for the job or be willing to live with what ever you end up with. Just because the small town architect tell you he can deliver what you are describing does not mean that he really can.

Understanding small towns: Small town people tend to drink a lot. This is for two reasons. One being that small town life is so boring we must do what we can to bring some form of entertainment to the situation. Secondly is that brewing your own hooch is pretty common. You brew it therefore you are gonna be dippin’ into the product now and again. More times than not that dippin’ is happening fairly often.

Now you take that shit faced drunk architect and having him working on your dream home and what you described and what the drunk is hearing and seeing is two different things. For those of you who need a visual understanding of what I am referring to then look no further than the picture below. A shit faced drunk small town sexy architect at his finest.

What do you mean it is the wrong color. I am looking at it and I see nothing wrong with it. What do you mean it is also the wrong design. I built you exactly what you said you wanted - a one of a kind single family home.

Photo by Kevin Rosseel. Obtained from morguefiles.com

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