If you have ever been in a small town then you know that sexy “plumber” look. Yep in a small town this fashion runs rampant. I personally prefer to see it on the younger guys but as it stands the only time I am seeing butt crack it just happens to be on the old dude. Oh well because now I can see butt crack on things that aint even human.
As it turns out those weird little garden gnomes have even decided to take up small town fashion. Showing off their even weirder little butt cracks. Small town sexy fashion has just gotten very creepy. Don’t believe me check this little guy out. Now how creepy does that butt look to you?
Wal-Mart is becoming more than just a local hang out for us small town folks. For our younger generation of Small Town Sexy folks, Wal-Mart is becoming the local dance club. Since in most non Super Walmarts alcohol is not served parents don’t need to really worry about their kids out there doing any of that there drinking while at Wal-Mart versus if they were to utilize other dance clubs that do sell alcohol.
Super Walmarts are a different story as they do have a liquor sections but you must pay for it before drinking it so there is still some protection there for our younger generation. So Wal-Mart as the new dance club for the younger generation is catching on.
This here girl caught on video was having herself a grand ole time showing off her dance moves at Wal-Mart. Do you have what it takes to be a Wal-Mart dancer?
When it comes to living whether it is in a small town or in a big city, one must work for a living. The jobs that are available in a small town are different than those in the big city though. Don’t get me wrong we have stock investors and bankers as well as some courthouse jobs in the small towns but these jobs are money jobs not sexy jobs. In such a city girl will look at a man who holds one of these jobs where as a small town gal will look for a man holding a sexy job. At the same time a city girl just does not realize that man holding one of these sexy jobs is sexy. She is raised to look at them in a totally different light than us small town gals are.
Mechanic:
There is nothing sexier than a man coming in all covered in grease from a hard days work. Think about it ladies, here he is striped down to just his jeans standing at the kitchen sink just a scrubbin’ up. Just thinking about that gets me all riled up. As long as he don’t get none of that there grease on my carpets we will get along just fine.
Coal Miner:
Gotta love them coal miners they are just some hot stuff. A hard job that works up them nice muscles. I know I am not the only one who finds them men sexy. After all that there country singer Sarah Evans did a whole song about a coal miner and how sexy he was standing there with his t-shirt tight all muscled up.
Saw Mill Worker:
The smell of saw dust gives a man that woodsy smell that is just to die for. Not to mention all that strenuous work that builds up them there muscles. Being outdoors means that in the summer he will be sportin’ that sexy farmer’s tan.
Farmer:
There is just something about a man and a tractor that goes so well together. The famous farmer’s tan is of course on that sexy ass farmer. Plus what more could a woman ask for than a man that can grow his own food.
Ranch hand:
A man that works with animals all day is something to be admired. Outdoors most days means he is gonna work up a sweat. I don’t mean that nasty smelly sweat, I mean that he is a man type sweat. Give me a man sweatin’ from a hard days labor and I am in heaven.
Tell the world which is your Smalltownsexy job for a man
Huntin’ and fishin’ are a main part of small town life. After all how else will us small town folk eat if not for the strong men who go out and round up our grub for us. I mean there is nothing sexier than a man walking through the front door holding on to big furry creature or a nice big smelly fish. When a man walks through that door holding tonight’s dinner whether it be from a day of huntin’ or a day of fishin’ my heart just skips a beat.
There are however those who find one to be more sexier than the other. So take the poll and let the world know which one you think is just down right Smalltownsexy: huntin’ or a fishin’.
Drinking is a big thing in small towns. Guess the reason for this could be that a lot of small town folks are brewin’ the dang stuff themselves. Gotta taste test the product to ensure that it meets quality control. So that leads to getting drunk and getting a little out of control.
In small towns though getting drunk is seen as entertainment for your friends. After all when you wake up in the morning trying to figure out just what you did last night, you will not have to wonder long since all your friends who can remember the night before will still be laughing at you.
Weddings are just another excuse for small town folks to get blitzed and become entertainment for their friends. No one is immune to the wedding drunk ” What did I do last night” scenario. Not even the bride and groom.
Watch this bride and groom show off their Smalltownsexy ways with their first dance as Man and Wife.
Walmart seems to be everywhere now a days. In small towns Walmart seems to be a past time that many small town people enjoy. With it being a past time going to Walmart has acquired its own names such as Going Walmartin’, Going to Wally World and even Goin’ Martin’.
However despite the popularity of going to Walmart as a small town pasttime some folks just do not appreciate this corporate giant as much as they use to. In fact some such as the man in the following video are just down right upset with Walmart.
So in our Small Town Sexy way see why some folks are upset with Walmart.
I hit the bar last night for some drinks. The place was crawling with all these losers and didn’t seem to be much of a fun place. The thing is when I was just getting ready to leave this really hot guy walked in.
I mean this guy was everything a man should be and definately sexy. I was too shy to approach a guy this sexy but I did watch as all the other ladies went up to him hitting on him. However even though I was too shy to go up to him I did manage to get his picture.
Check this guy out he is truly a Smalltownsexy Man.
When it comes to French maids most guys immediately get turned on. However in a small town there is a difference in the French Maid that is viewed as sexy. See in big cities French Maids are tiny perfectly groomed little things. However small town men have their own idea of what a sexy French Maid looks like. See small town men know that a woman is meant to have curves.
So if you are a big city boy just moved to your own small town, make sure you know what a small town French Maid looks like before hiring one. Below is the Smalltownsexy French Maid.
The way a small town girl gets herself done up sexy is different than the way a big city girl would go about doing it. Sometimes your house is just too small to do everything that you need to do indoors, so you have to improvise and use some creativity. Creativity is a very SEXY thing.
I came across this video on YouTube and this woman truly fits with the Smalltownsexy way. I am actually very envious of this woman, I mean I want to stand outside in front of my front door and get myself ready. Only a very confidant woman can do something this SEXY.
Well with that all said here is some more Smalltownsexy fun.
